Saturday, October 17, 2009

UCONN Preview



Why Should You Hate UCONN?

1. This - One of, if not the, worst blown call's in college football history. Had this play not occured, we probably win that game. Watching it again made me irate, how can you not hate UCONN after watching this? Here at Inside The Cards, we wish nothing but the worst for the UCONN Football team, this whole thought is based off of one not called fair catch.

2. Jim Calhoun & Geno Auriemma - Is there any fanbase that can stand these two coaches besides the UCONN fanbase? I am willing to bet the farm on answering no to that question. They win, they whine, they drive you crazy. Hate them for this, if today's game goes like I imagine it will, hate these two guy's along with The Krag (spreading your hatred around makes it easier to cope, it is a fact). This and this, should be thought of in case thoughts of the coaches themselves don't do the trick.

3. Moby - Moby is a douche, if you like Moby you are a douche, and more importantly - if you accepted Moby at your University and graduated him from your University, you are a douche. UCONN, you are a douche.

Why UofL Will Win

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Why UofL Could Lose

1. The Krag is 0-2 against UCONN

2. UofL is traveling to Hartford...Under Kragthorpe, UofL has a record of 3-9 on the road, and has dropped five in a row. I cried as I typed that.

3. UCONN's defense is ranked #20 in the NCAA. Our offense, #70. UCONN relies heavily on their defense, as their offense is worse than our's, what does that tell you?

My optimism is low for the game today, but that will not stop us here at Inside The Cards from rooting whole-heartedly for UofL. Adam Froman is looking for his first Big East win today, UofL is looking for their first Big East win of the season, and UCONN football holds a dark corner of my soul that I would like to reclaim some small part of today.

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